eBay Woes

Unless you are willing to lose about 3 minutes of your life today, I’d just keep scrolling. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

On we march.

Apparently all the kids these days are using the word “woes”. So I had the curtesy to look up the definition(s) for you myself.

Webster:

“Woes.

  Noun.

  1. Sorrow or grief; misery..
  2. Misfortune or wretchedness: listened to his tale of woe.
  3. A cause of sorrow or misery; a misfortune: economic and political woes.”

Urban Dictionary:

Woes:

Basically my squad. Stands for Working On Excellence. The squad you run with everyday should be working on excellence. And that’s why people in Toronto use the word for their team or set.”

Makes sense, right? Now we can get to the point.

My name is Clare and I am an eBay addict.

First step is admitting your problems they say- and right now eBay and I are “woes” in both senses of the word. I love eBay, but man did I just get the worst item ever. I mean look at this:

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THE WATCH IS HALF THE SIZE OF MY FACE. THE WATCH FACE IS BIGGER THAN MY EYE. WUT.

Buyer beware. Be very careful when buying from a certain country that begins with a C and ends in hina. I’m glad I didn’t spend next to anything (which should have been my first and last clue). I guess my whole thought process was: “Oh it says stainless steel? Oh it’s pretty and I can have the band adjusted for my malnourished wrist. Okay, perfect.”

Yes, I know I could take some of the links out but: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE ACTUALLY WATCH FACE.

Anyway, I’m sure know this won’t stop my love affair with you, eBay. I’ll be back tomorrow. It’s not you, it’s me.

But I will stop with my rants and you can have your life back. You’re welcome.

Couple more for the road:

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About Clare Maggie

Hi and welcome! Let's just get down to business, shall we? I'm Clare lover of how we met stories, adoration and benediction, University of Kentucky athletics, fashion, food and a good bottle of wine. I'm a part time Crossfiter and that darn motivation and old nagging injuries keep me from going full time. Do you have tips? Good, give em! I'd love to hear from you. Shoot me with any questions, comments, concerns or just to chat. magpieandbeth@gmail.com Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for the ride. or blog. Same difference, right? Right. See we are already getting along so well, friend.

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